Twisted Charcuterie

Hand crafted charcuterie boxes, platters, graze tables, and event cart.

Thanksgiving Platters

Available Friday Oct 9 and Monday Oct 12 Only

Halloween Specials

Halloween Char-Boo-Terie Cups $12.00

Mini Coffins $13.00

Small Platter $75.00

Serves 4 – 6

Medium Coffin Platter $110.00

Serves 7 – 9

Large Coffin Platter $145.00

Serves 10 – 12

Boxes & Platters

Mini Box $20.00

Snacks for 1

Small Box $45.00

Snacks for 2

Small Platter $70.00

Snacks for 2 – 4

Medium Box $80.00

Snacks for 4 – 6

Medium Platter $90.00

Snacks for 4 – 6

Large Box $100.00

Snacks for 6 – 9

Large Platter $115.00

Snacks for 6 – 9

X-Large Platter $170.00

Snacks for 10-14

Carbs are Always Included

Your platters and boxes include crackers.

Graze Boards

Cockcuterie $160.00

Good for 8 to 12

Penis shaped wooden board, perfect for bachelorette parties, staggettes and ladies weekend.

Small $240.00

Snacks for 12 – 16

Medium $300

Snacks for 16 – 20

Large $ 450.00

Snacks for 25 – 30

X-Large $525.00

Snacks for 30 – 35

Grazing Tables Starting at $390.00

Add desserts $25 per person

Flat graze $17 per person

Elevated graze $20 per person

$50.00 Deposit required on all Grazing Boards.

Add ons & Specials

Sandwich Platter

Because your sandwiches should be just as beautiful as the rest of your spread. ✨

Our Twisted Croissant Sandwich Platters are the perfect addition to brunches, corporate events, showers, celebrations, meetings, and everything in between.

Each platter features freshly prepared, buttery croissant sandwiches, beautifully arranged and ready to impress your guests.

Choose your Size:

Large Platter $72.00

12 full sandwiches, cut in half — 24 sandwich halves

Small Platter $48.00

6 full sandwiches, cut in half — 12 sandwich halves

Croissants or buns

Choose from our signature varieties:

🥐 Turkey & Provolone
Turkey, provolone, mayonnaise & fresh greens

🥐 Ham & Swiss
Ham, Swiss cheese, grain mustard & fresh greens

🥐 Chicken Salad
Our creamy chicken salad with fresh greens

🥐 Pesto & Cheese
A delicious cheese blend, pesto, crisp cucumbers & fresh greens

🥐 Tiff’s Favorite ⭐
Roasted chicken, creamy Brie, fig vanilla jam & fresh greens — a little sweet, a little savory and completely delicious.

Charcuterie Cups $12.50 ea

Individual Snack Minimum order of 12

Veggie Platter
Small $75.00

For groups of 4-7

Medium $105.00

For groups of 8-12

Large $145.00

For groups of 15-20

Who knew veggies could look so good

Charcuterie Salad Cups $75 for 12

Fruit Platter
Small $75.00

For Groups of 4-7

Medium $105.00

For groups of 8-12

Large $145.00

For groups of 15-20

Brunch Platter $155.00

Serving 10 – 12

Enjoy with someone you love

Party Bundle $500.00

For 20-25 Guests

The perfect mix of Charcuterie, Sandwiches, Salad and Crudité Platter

Upgrade your order with a wooden keepsake board (available on request) ask for details when ordering

Why choose

Twisted Charcuterie?

Freshly Made

When you order from Twisted Charcuterie, I want you to feel the difference in every bite. Each board is made from scratch, thoughtfully chosen to bring out the full flavors in everything from savory meats and cheeses to seasonal fruits and zesty jams.

Whether it’s for a special occasion or simply a well-deserved moment of indulgence, I’m grateful you’ve made space for me in your budget. Life is expensive, and I don’t take your support for granted. It’s not just food, it’s an experience meant to be savored and shared.

Customizable Options

One of the things I love most about what I do is creating boards that feel personal and tailored to your needs. With a wide variety of size and style options, there’s something to suit every kind of gathering, whether it’s a cozy night in, a celebration, or a corporate event.

While I work from a set menu of thoughtfully chosen ingredients, I’m always happy to accommodate omissions and do my best with special requests to make sure your board feels just right for the occasion.

Quality You Can Trust

Every order from Twisted Charcuterie is made fresh just before pick-up to ensure it’s at its absolute best when it reaches you.

I work with your budget to source ingredients that are both delicious and thoughtfully selected, so no matter the occasion, you can feel confident and excited about what you’re serving.

Order Your Charcuterie

Free Local Pick-up

Spruce Grove, AB

Delivery available for additional charge.