Twisted Charcuterie

Hand crafted charcuterie boxes, platters, graze tables, and event cart.

Christmas & Holiday Specials

Gingerbread Man Platter $60

Snow flake Platter $60

Snowman Platter $60

Clear Plastic Tree Platter $20

Tree Platter $35

Tree Platter $30

Green Tree Platter $50

7 x 7 Holiday Tin $35

8 x 8 Holiday Tin $45

Small Holiday Box $40

Medium Holiday Box $75

Large Holiday Box $95

Boxes & Platters

Mini Box $20.00

Snacks for 1

Small Box $40.00

Snacks for 2

Small Platter $60.00

Snacks for 2 – 4

Medium Box $70.00

Snacks for 3 – 5

Medium Platter $75.00

Snacks for 3 – 5

Large Box $95.00

Snacks for 6 – 9

Large Platter $105.00

Snacks for 6 – 9

X-Large Platter $155.00

Snacks for 10-12

Carbs are Always Included

Your platters and boxes include crackers.

Graze Boards

Cockcuterie $140.00

Penis shaped wooden board, perfect for bachelorette parties, staggettes and ladies weekend.

Small $227.00

Snacks for 12 – 16

Medium $275

Snacks for 16 – 20

Large $ 395.00

Snacks for 25 – 30

X-Large $455.00

Snacks for 30 – 35

Grazing Tables Starting at $350.00

Serves 20 appetizer portions

$50.00 Deposit required on all Grazing Boards.

Add ons & Specials

Realtor House Shaped Platter $60.00

Welcome Home

Sandwiches $6.00 each

Minimum order of 12

Charcuterie Cups $12.00 ea

Individual Snack (min order 6)

Crudite Starting at $60.00

Who knew veggies could look so good

Fruit Platter Starting at $80.00

Enjoy with someone you love

Brunch Platter $150.00

Feeds 7 – 9

Party Bundle $500.00

For 20-25 Guests

The perfect mix of Charcuterie, Sandwiches, Salad and Crudité Platter

Why choose

Twisted Charcuterie?

Freshly Made

When you order from Twisted Charcuterie, I want you to feel the difference in every bite. Each board is made from scratch, thoughtfully chosen to bring out the full flavors in everything from savory meats and cheeses to seasonal fruits and zesty jams.

Whether it’s for a special occasion or simply a well-deserved moment of indulgence, I’m grateful you’ve made space for me in your budget. Life is expensive, and I don’t take your support for granted. It’s not just food, it’s an experience meant to be savored and shared.

Customizable Options

One of the things I love most about what I do is creating boards that feel personal and tailored to your needs. With a wide variety of size and style options, there’s something to suit every kind of gathering, whether it’s a cozy night in, a celebration, or a corporate event.

While I work from a set menu of thoughtfully chosen ingredients, I’m always happy to accommodate omissions and do my best with special requests to make sure your board feels just right for the occasion.

Quality You Can Trust

Every order from Twisted Charcuterie is made fresh just before pick-up to ensure it’s at its absolute best when it reaches you.

I work with your budget to source ingredients that are both delicious and thoughtfully selected, so no matter the occasion, you can feel confident and excited about what you’re serving.

Order Your Charcuterie

Free Local Pick-up

Spruce Grove, AB

Delivery available for additional charge.